Hands down....

Nothing ticks me off more than this...............

Yesterday I was in Target picking up a few things that I had planned on ordering online. I do not like when a cashier has to question every one of my items that I set on the belt. I had the SAME THING happen at JcPenney's before Christmas. Yesterday, I purchased what I consider to be some very straight forward items. Keep in mind that Ron and Santos were waiting for me outside in the vehicle. Check my crap out and let me go.

Here's the first item:

Cashier: "What are you going to use that bag for?"
My actual Response: "My other one is ripped and torn and the handle is coming off, I need to new one"
How I really wanted to respond: "I plan on robbing the local liquor store and this is the bag I am going to use to carry out my cash and booze"

Here is the Second item:

Cashier: "Are you going to use these towels?"
My Actual Response: "Yes, I have been waiting and waiting for them to go on sale, my husband really wanted some oversized towels"
How I really wanted to respond: "No I am going to take them home, cut them up and use them to bind and gag the family down the street"

AND FINALLY the kicker....and why in GODS NAME would you seriously ask someone this:

Here is the Final Item:

Cashier: "Are these all for you"

ARE YOU SERIOUS!!! REALLY COME ON......I seriously about fell over dead!!!

My Actual Response: ".....(Insert awkward silence).........."
How I really wanted to respond: "No I am handing them out to my neighbors as Valentine Day treats you freakin moron!"

You know who I felt sorry for............................................




The poor lady behind me who had Hair dye and KY Intense Warming cream :)